Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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