We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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