um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She's the barista slut.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Randomize
