You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
