I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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