Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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