If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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