Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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