i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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