We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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