Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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