I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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