This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Two words: nipple clamps
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