hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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