Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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