Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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