On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
They have beer where we have blood.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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