OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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