Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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