You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
