Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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