My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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