Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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