We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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