I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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