Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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