i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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