doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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