I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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