apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
