i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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