he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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