Will you blow on my dice?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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