Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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