I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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