it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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