I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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