I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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