Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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