One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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