I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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