It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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