she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have aggressive nipples.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.