I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.