I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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