She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.