if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
