im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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