I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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