her vagine was all disorganized.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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