new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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