I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD