Already got asked if we're dating
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.