So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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