I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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