why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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