hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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