In the future we'll all be gay
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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