I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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