Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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