is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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