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Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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